Some dude who just posts porn and is I think attacking microwave

Hi
My name is Eggzo
My background consist of Watermelon and lemonade /ref

Could maybe be parraps

Hmm
What if i were to call you cool
Like right now
How would you feel
Hmm

BUT YOURE GONNA STILL MARRY ME THOUGH BSCAUSE I SAID SO AND YES YES

Very imperfect husband actually

Wow you are REALLY hard working
I'm like 2% hard working if I'm being honest 😭

Could NEVER be me

Worth it.
I mean who said that? Like who would EVER spend 1900 on a dumb t-shirt? Ahem

New milestone? You know what time it isss
YOURE SO COOL AND YOU SUPER DUPER DESERVE IT I HOPE YOU GET MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE BECAUSE VERY COOL VERY NICE KIND PERSON PERSON PERSON

And ofcourse there's also
HAPPY TACOOOOOOOOO TUUUUESSSDAYYYY

Helleo!

OH OKI

Thanks for the early warning! /j

Wow! That person must be very happy that you're just good!

Forskane

OH MY GOD YOURE ALIVE

And yet I made the horrible mistake of heading a bit of it right before bed

fr tho, was i just supposed to rip put the womb and age faster??
Like "haha your young" tf was I supposed to do?

Apple