Cross: oh yeah im fine, i just called bc you know, i just NEEDED HELP MOVINGGG, I CANT MOVEE SHIITTT
like watch, *he stands up then falls back over, and moves his head to look at him* see

so yeah, ill be good, which means, i wont make jokes at all, bc i make them offensive w out knowing-

thatnk you sir- *he tries to take a step then face plants*...can u call my friend please...i cant walk....

i prob wont-

or, if u get ur phone back right?
also, im gonna be a little good boy, and be as good as possible so that wont happen-

but u saw it though, not mad, just askingg soo, i can add the context)

*screams for a doctor* Im DYYIINNNNGGGGGG

(bro u ease dropping or some shit lmmaaooooo)

ill explain laterr JUUSTTT HELLLPP MMEEEE

.....im literally gonna diieieeee, but at the same time

good relationship, so i wont ruin it, and watch while cryingg

hun...i mean BeStIe, weve been calling eachother, pet names, or lover names, or whatever u wanna call it, for like 2-3 years now, i cannnttttt

*Cough* HHEELPPPP, im DYYYIINNNNGGG *coughs harder*

hheellppp, helppp meee, HHEELLLPPPPPP

FOR howw loonnnngggg *veeryyyy sadddd*

*shot in the heart w that one*
*cough* i-it...finneeeeeee *dying*

mmmmm, for how loonnngggg
you know i wasnt made to be clean, im dirty, you know thattttt

yeah, anyway, how was ur day hun? or i mean.....friennndddd *sadddd, crriinnggeee*

lmao, not ellmmooo

mmmmmmAAAAAAUUUGGHHHHHH
*sad*

worst part is, i see where his brother gets this shit from

oohh, finnneee
ill keeeppp itt clleeannn, i guess-...

fr fr, its funny, bc i literally said, u think my moms hot? and he said, no, but i bet ur dad is

hes looking for that premium bbc-

lmao

.....
a month-?
you know what, nvm, november is here anyway, it could help, bc i cant say half of the things i want on here-

also, my friend said he saw my mom, which i thought he was gonna say, she was hot
but then, he says, i wanna meet ur dad, and im like why? he dodges the quistion and is like, how big is he, and i say, i mean, hes buff ig
and he says, great, bc i love big black nigg-
(hes okay, i allow him to say it)

oh, ye

mmm, no?

what did u say lmao-

great!!!

mm, glad u did that hunn, bc, i ghosted u then came back, but i dont think i can lose you for 7 months aswell-