Dude like I said idfk if it's cap or not, it's only on switch but I have a switch..... Actually I MIGHT fight jevil in a new run idk Idk how to encounter him ok how to do spamton not jevil tho

U don't deserve the [[]] borders for that

Go suck on a pipis

So apparently u stand near pro gamer tree for a LITERAL hour and pick a rainbow fruit, than u give to ralsie, then u go to ralsie master, and he tells u l that u can hug him, and idk if this is Cap bc I don't wanna wait a hour but it said if u use pacify on kris they kiss then ralsie says something about kris being gay too idfk but I'm not checking

[[STOP THE PRESS]] there is a secret switch ralsie quest??? [[:000]]

I prefer Peter parked car
At least he gets some B-[[BETTER DEALS]]

Listen to NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A and BIG SHOT

Also Taylor sucks

Not true, I used to go out and get [[Grillbys]] with the pals, until I became a [[BIGSHOT]]

That nose gets [[W RIZZ]]

I will always [leave you like your [fifty percent off] father]

That's a actual thing, and its a major plot point in his development, and that's why canon spamton is always talking about Mike (who made big shot soda)1997 and bigshots

He's getting harassed by a [[BIG SHOT]]

Ok [Clown around town]
You think your the best [[secret stockholder]]

*insert SpongeBob sad face*

Not the [K. ROUND]

We can get rid of those cramps for only [58362] [KROMER]

Jevil overrated Spamton much better 10/[1997] for jevil

Suck a [Pipis]

I found your previous [NFT] to be very offensive, but what the FFFFFFFF[ifty percent off] did I do to get my [asset] handed to me!