6 year old me when even Grandma saids no
(For not letting me buy a nuclear bomb)

I am not proud about posting this But I still keep it you how much of a failure I was back then 😐

Because I'm still salty about that all right that was diabolical gang and I can remember the past

By the way this doesn't mean any hate to Zozo she's a great person and you should go follow her

Facts about me because why not
1I'm actually German not American I don't live in America
2I'm a big back but still skinny
3also I don't have a lot of hair anymore

Guess who back for a day but anyways I'm grounded

Gk means goalkeeper I hope you know what that means st mean striker I hope you know what that means and if you don't just search it online

Thanks

Yeah but I don't think that was the main part of my outfit I think you should look at my shirt and haircut because they look kind of similar of this football player called Ronaldo

Damn every tiktok influencer is working at McDonald's now funny

That's it I'm canceling Drake 😡

When someone tells me I'm ugly I just I don't know

Yeah I am and what do you mean by that

And I got you at least right 🫶

It's ok I'm fine rn at least 👌😅

You're welcome

Hi my nightmare friend 👋

Yeah as the crooked teeth boy I am

So at school today I was eating breakfast and my tall ass friend that I've been known for 4 years just was like I'm going to fight this girl let's call her dummy sense she is one and I was like you won't and I kept repeating until she actually did it that day she proved me wrong and know what she was talking about her dead dog that died today anyways after that I was just like being a chill guy

Yeah the name of it is lontezthegoat I'm a silly man I love silly usernames and passwords so you have to accept that 🫵