Sometimes height don't determine 🍆 size but most of the time it's most likely

You are but it's true 😭

See this is probably why I've uh...
Anyways

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Pause

My dad was like 6'4 and my mom was 5'8 💀

I'd say probably 5'6

I thought I was 5'10 but my brother measured me one day and I got slightly taller

Not bad
6'0
But I wanna grow a bit taller before my growing stops because my genetics are absolutely just "✨✨"

Take a guess
And be realistic

Damn you are

How tall are you? Because I feel like you probably tiny

Are the covers big enough for me to hide under?😭

I- uh y- yeah?-

But how am I gonna sleep as well 😭

Oh lol

It's just my brothers went to Texas and nearly got killed for their color

I meant... okay I know they ain't

Me just laying down on the floor at night pretending your family ain't see and then just whispering "they can't see me right?"can

*tries to hide in the hallway*
Your family: there's a darn gorilla in the hallway