Touching your finger will make you disintegrate

So to your question, no. I would not like to fuck with you
You would give me black plague

You're a human vpn, a worldwide you eat so aggressively your fitbit thinks you're exercising

You have to go to your driveway to iron your clothes

You're probably tall asf, horizontal
You're the type of nga to trip over a wireless controller

If someone ever asked for your phone number they'd think you're telling them your weight

You threw a boomerang that didn't come back

I would rather drink bleach and die before fucking with your gay ass

You are prolly built like where you sleep, a shopping mall

You prolly 1,5647 miles from me you have the same personality as a drenched towel

Hell no you probably use pollution plastic as a condom

Yeah Nice, lovely I just needed to know that

I'm a minor.

Relatable

Yeah

Nice.

What

🙏🏾😭 good luck

Idk.

Yes, and rejected 3 girls 👍🏾 which I nearly regret