Shadow: I'm mad couch that ate me

Tom/owner:I'm back with purple couch

Shadow: aww

Cricket: *had 5 baby's*

Shadow:how does he do that?

Shadow: *at lest we don't have to go to the hospital*

Owner: I'll be back

Owner: good thing I'm strong *lifts up couch*

Cricket: nooo :(

Owner: wtf?

Shadow: the couch is alive

Owner:hi

Shadow: he's my friend I was telling you about

Owner:how's that?

Owner: I heard noises

Shadow:oh yeah

Cricket: I'm in laber!

Shadow: yeah, I need a new couch

Shadow: I checked

Couch: *spits out shadow*