3, my oc is angel dust from Hazbin hotel-

"The fact someone has time to write this instead of their own middle-school ELA essay makes me itch."

"...Welp, that was fun!"

"...Is he gay, by chance-"

"...Things are 'bout to get real shitty here, ya kinky fuc-"

"Can we rp? im a lil bored, and im getting sleepy lol"

u back yet im boredd T^T

its fine, im half sleep anyways-

*Watches*

"..Parasite..."

*Researches about the parasite*

*Muttering about something*

"oh, damn-"

*looks outside*

"speaking of mostly dead, do people come back from the dead? because theres a literal zombie banging on the door-"

"where are we gonna get food from, though?"

"yikes.. Okay, no more fish from the lake-"

"Well, why is it called ink if its not ink?"

*still staring at the fish*

"..Ink?"

*looks at the fish, temting to bite it and see*

(Understandable lol)

"...It is? Can't i just, like, clean them off-?"

"nearest lake! i got 4 arms, so Twice the speed. eat up!"

*After a couple minuets, he comes back with some fish*

"jesus, people are discriminatory. not my fault im a spider from hell. Anyway, got ya' fish-"

"I-Intresting..."

*his face goes pink*

"uhm.. ill go anddd- get some fish for ya-*

"Ah good! fish, chips, milk, and- ..And- uhm. I'm sorry, what was the last one-"

"good, can't cook anyways. What do you like?"