I hope you enjoyed your checkup!! Come back soon!!

Okay! You can choose a little lollipop from the glass bowl over there, just don’t pass out out from blood loss and you’ll be good

Alright! That conducts your little hand experiment, is there anything else i should keep note of

*schtab* oh, i got just a teeny bit of blood on my hand, and.. all over the table.. and.. uh, i think everywhere

Alr, I’m gonna put my full force into it so i just want you to be ready

Okay, and how about now?

Alr, i’m gonna start pressing now, feel any discomfort?

Okay, I’m gonna press it into your hand and when you feel pain i wan’t you to tell me to stop, okay?

Well okay, please stay seated while i prepare my knife, it’ll only take like, a few seconds.

I- what happened? Do you need a snickers bar or something?.. or is this another behavior i should look into??..

I’ll just go grab some stuff and I’ll be right back^^

Well why don’t you sit on that creaky wooden chair in that dark room with one light above it and put your hand on the table for a moment?

It being hard to die, you know, so anyways, how many stabs does it usually take before you start feeling ill?

I’m gonna have to look into that someday

I- does insurance cover uh.. spontaneously combusting?.. oh you’re alive.

Okay I’ll just bury you in plushies alive and hope that works

So anyways do you wan’t the shot or the pill?

Okay I’m definitely drawing this-

Well hot diggity dog

Stay here while i grab the serotonin