"hey dude, we're all out of 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘦"

*stands there with suspiciously 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘦-shaped throat*
"that's weird. coulda sworn we had some."

nah personally i think a 12 gauge is better for a quicker death (speaking from experience /hj)

brochacho is so unbelievably and indubitably mischievous

enters challenge x2

you genuinely scared me when you said prison and i was like "DID YOU FUCKING COMMIT ARSON!?" but then i read desc 😭😭 do NOT scare me like that broshakalaka

knew it (insert TikTok smug guy emoji)

how are you people so rich 😔

rip brochacho :(

she looks like a wine aunt that would curse me out if i did the littlest thing wrong

honk to the FUCKIN shoo

is this...*sniffs cutely*..NORWEGIAN??

"you're SHORT."

oki

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYINGGG

can you show me an image

no, i just wanna start fresh

birb

kk gonna use this

dw this is actually good