Ohh SEE YA GN SLEEP WELL!!

https://voca.ro/1kdK1AaiBbTg

I can maybe do it in a sec

“Well dan, what do you think” *I ask as I open the door to hooters with no id because im so cool that i dont need id*

LMFAO

Yeah but there’s someplace else im even bolder.. in bed 😝/j

DUDE IM TWEAKING BECAUSE HOW DID YOU DO IT 10000% ACCURATELY WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE 😭😭😭

If im fine then you must be HORRIBLY MID 😏/jk (Most offensive rizz ever?? I think yes)

Well sure buddy I’ve never gone either, first time for everything *drags you to the nearest hooters*

The only balls I like are yours 😏😏/j

It’s okay mbbfihbe… 🙄🙄 at least nothing happened to your fingerrrr… 😝
(This is an inside joke between me and my brother bc we overheard some white lady saying “finger” in a rlly specific way and lost it, I might be able to record myself doing it actually)

I KNEW YOUD SAY THAT SOMEHOW LOL

Shut yer trap 😡😡 *despite my obviously aggressive words I hug you* /j
You think im fine? 😏/JJJ but no really im super clumsy and can barely lift weights without hurting my arms

Or maybe without the “i” since “in” is less than 4 words so maybe it doesn’t get shortened-?? IDK

WAIT U FORGOT SOME WORDS it’d be mbbfihbe

IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECAUSE I DIDNT GET IT AT FIRST BUT THEN I DID ANAGEHEHWDJTKKEJAB

What’s ur first favorite word then

YOU LIKE BALLS THAT MUCH-
I mean.. haha who said that 😅 /j

Too bad so sad
*somehow climbs up the tree as well even tho I suck at physical stuff*

What if I told u ur my most bestest of best friends in the history of best EVER >:3 (aka, complicated words for “bff” lol)