*opens door* Well of course bud go right ahead!

Dannyyyy did u die?

:3<3

I WILL *cough* I mean who said that, must’ve been the wind danny wanny 😇/j

Okay hot stuff- I mean dan/j

Are you screaming or moaning, I can’t tell/hj

So then you’re homo because you suggested it/j

Real gng

……😰😰

Wow./silly

Hey, we’re both bi, so why don’t we go in at the same time/j
Well I wouldn’t mind that 😌/j

HOW- DID U SEE PORN OR SOMETHING😭😭

But really, if you keep making so many dirty jokes I’ll think you actually want it 😏/j

Gladly~/j
Well if u don’t think it’s funny why not just be serious?/jkjkjk

OHH lol
That reminds me I was 7-8 when I saw the word “sex” on a review of an app and asked my mom what it means and she replied “it’s when two people touch private parts”… so for years I didn’t know there was penetration involved 😭😭💔

I’ll go home with you 😏/j

HELP?? How old was she even?

Good. Now ull never be able to leave me! 😊

WHAAAT did she find dildos or something instead?!?
But nah it’s just some grocery store for water and maybe snacks

*puts my arm around your shoulders too so we’re awkwardly tangled together* We both started it :)