Hey I just magically gained the ability to teleport so I can now follow u wherever!

But I don’t wannaaaa :(

Why thank you, I really enjoy volleyballs, so it’s my pleasure to see if they’re any good

Ok! By the way Why are you trying to escape, aren’t we having a pleasant conversation? 😄 *inches closer*

Btw I might have to go soon it’s 11 pm for me and I have to wake up early… BUT I DONT WANNA STOP TALKING TO U SIGH

Oh okay! *sucks them*

Wow can I say hi then? I’d love to get fu— I mean, uh, I’d love to meet this awesome sounding guy

WOW BIG BALLS!!! 🤩 im gonna SMACK em!!
(IM SORRY WHEN I SEE A VOLLEYBALL I GET THE URGE TO SERVE IT-)

Ah it’s nothing 😊
So..wait…….arent YOU moxie the historian?

Well uh…they’re round and uh…nvm, I prefer volleyballs because you can play volleyball with them

I mean I can if you want- *COUGH WHEEZE*
Sorry I have a really bad cough there! Anyway as I was saying uh… Wow, am I hearing things or did you just say “lord and fucker”?

Whatever you say, ill like beer AND your balls then 🤤

Well *i* need to get in ur pants…
Oh, wait, I was just trying to get u to answer my question, nvm *leans back and puts hands on my hips casually*

Okay! *chugs it* …waaaait….I DONT EVEN LIKE BEER!

BRO I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IVE KNOWN U FOR SO LONG?? DAAMN THIS IS OLD

*pins you against the door like in a wattpad story with a chiseled jaw all of a sudden* Where do you think you’re going…

*walks towards you slowly* Answer the question…..

If you don’t exist then let me never stop being delusional :3<3
Wait rlly? What if we’re both not real…/j we’re both so real🔥

*takes it* Wait, u don’t live nearby do u…😰/j

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