We’re both dumb <3

(“Wow, Dan, you care to hear about my day” more like)

I’m ok, I tripped a few days ago and now I have a scab on my knee that hurts, but overall im great, still hyperfixating on mha as you can see lol
What about you?

Of course we’re gonna do it… but I don’t care who doms 😏/jj

Even better/j

UH WOAH…. okay put the gun down we can talk it out…….

9 inches is plenty 😏😏/j

And this is why you’re my favorite airhead 🩵 (NOT IN A BAD WAY LOL)

I can’t help it when you call me a dumbass 😔/j

Something else in your pants 😏

It started bc i said im curious about what comments you deleted…… and then I made a dirty joke about it

Auh~ 😩/jkjk
Woah, were perfect for each other then/j

Like curious about what’s in your pants/j

OFFENDED GASP… ARE U SAYING IM TERRIBLE IN BED… can’t believe this shit /j

I prefer the term “curious” 😌

You’re too clever…… I hear idiots are best in bed 🙄/j

Why would i stop being your friend over dirty jokes LOLL
I honestly stopped caring for dirty jokes as much recently but they’re still funny with a handful of people

Like what
*bombastic side eyes you*

Ah.. dan-chan, no need to get aggressive about it 😔🥺

🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔