Basically everything I say to u is affectionate dummy *pokes u back*

*lubes up immediately*

Fuck me yourself coward!

Well, that’s just all I remember since I usually feel weird calling you danny, so I only do it as a joke or in an affectionate way lol

I think like ONCE before, yeah

LMAO
That just means I have to double down on the kinkiness/j

Did I make the big strong danny blush 🥺🥺 (okay, that was cringe, I won’t talk like that anymore lol)

Heh… of course you are.. I have a GREAT mouth iykwim/j

Why? Don’t struggle, it’s bad for your uhhh….. spiritual health, or something.

Oh no.. I caused him to have a seizure… my bad

Hi corndogs
Have u seen that meme “today I will eat two corn dogs”?
That’s about to be me >:3 /j

Because that’s what u called urself, but it’s true >:3

It’s just true bud

Hello, my name is impossible, what’s yours?
Is it Karl Marx??

SAYS THE SELF-PROCLAIMED SUPER KINKY AND CLINGY TWINKY PINOY DUDE!!

UwU

Says YOU 😏

I am… UwU

AHHHH-
…
Durr… what happened 🫠

Ouch- 😔
The only place I’m crazy is in bed tho/jkjk