I think I told u? But she said we might be able to go to the philippines while we’re already on that side of the world, since we might go to china sometime in the future!!

I think you’re gonna break my back later anyways, I’m only getting myself prepared for it 😏😏

Basically everything I say to u is affectionate dummy *pokes u back*

*lubes up immediately*

Fuck me yourself coward!

Well, that’s just all I remember since I usually feel weird calling you danny, so I only do it as a joke or in an affectionate way lol

I think like ONCE before, yeah

LMAO
That just means I have to double down on the kinkiness/j

Did I make the big strong danny blush 🥺🥺 (okay, that was cringe, I won’t talk like that anymore lol)

Heh… of course you are.. I have a GREAT mouth iykwim/j

Why? Don’t struggle, it’s bad for your uhhh….. spiritual health, or something.

Oh no.. I caused him to have a seizure… my bad

Hi corndogs
Have u seen that meme “today I will eat two corn dogs”?
That’s about to be me >:3 /j

Because that’s what u called urself, but it’s true >:3

It’s just true bud

Hello, my name is impossible, what’s yours?
Is it Karl Marx??

SAYS THE SELF-PROCLAIMED SUPER KINKY AND CLINGY TWINKY PINOY DUDE!!

UwU

Says YOU 😏

I am… UwU