Lmaooo selfcest?? *slowly pulls out the camera after months…* (lolol remember the camera gag)
I don’t see how u were sassy or cringey or bitchy tho.. no offense but u seem the same to me as u did a year ago 🥹 but i dont even mean that as a bad thing because you were and still are insanely frickin cool and fun to talk to 🥹🥹

Bro it stuns me every time u say im cool or something because ***I*** think ***YOURE*** cool and nice and awesome >:((

Okay okay, well, I’m here now, so i can make all the sex jokes u want now 😌✨

Well that might be an issue maybe we should try to get those pants off of it/jjj

Oh.. netflix… right……. Like netflix and chill? 😀/j
Don’t worry, they say opposites attract, so you can be mature and I can be immature!!/j

You looove itttt

Whatever, you’re into himbos like me so shut yer trap/j

Of course u would get distracted by Eddsworlds GREATNESS
but also, the You+ puns were sometimes around February, when I went to the purple kiss concert :3

Go eat some food and watch tv then/jkjk, I know EXACTLY what ur getting at 😈😈😈

Well idk what to tell u off the top of my head so ask me questions if ur so curious!!! 😡😡/nm/silly
Heh.. why not my ass AND dick…. /j but yeah honestly I never really made dirty jokes before 2025, I think one of my buddies (their user is eclipse) on here was the first person I made dirty jokes to, so I’ve only started recently lol. Actually I was surprised as well when u started making dirty jokes too-

Oh YEAHHHH…..?

And to this day, he still hadn’t stopped shitposting 😔

No don’t be unsure, THEYRE the one who’s not sure!

*PUNts you..heh get it….like punting you, but it’s a pun*

I mean.. I could show u where urs is if u want, but I don’t mind giving u mine either /jjj

Those are some uh… pretty huge sticks of meat ur devouring there….. 😳😳/j

……
Dan.. I don’t think I cleansed ur dirty mind… I THINK I TRANSFERRED IT TO MY OWN… MEANING…*IM* THE HORNY ONE NOW!!!
(Aka, I can’t hear “corn dogs” without thinking something dirty LOL)

I dunno man they seem like they’re not sure 💔

(*gets flashbacks to the You+ puns…*)

Dan your corny puns are going to be THE DEATH OF ME