Hi m4cro 🐱🦉

*suddenly has an idea*
Maybe I can eat that corn dog to help get it off of u 😏

… *visible disappointment*

C.. o…n….. uh…. Sienshus 😌👍 consienshus

Erm actually 🤓-

LOL
Well, I’ve never been to alabama so I wouldn’t know/j

So… you WANTED incest everywhere…/j

Teach me how to color grrr

Hi m4cro 🐱🦉
I think Hugo is feasting on decaying organic matter in heaven!!

NOT EVERYONE IN AMERICA IS SWEET-HOME-ALABAMA-ING IT UP DAN😭/silly

HEED THE WARNING I GIVE TO YE, OR THY SHALT PERISH 😡😡😡/j

Oh no buddy I’m in AP english, my spelling is top tier since it’s basically a college course, I spelled it perfectly right 😊

MUAHAHAHAHA *maniacal laughter as I print out the picture of u saying ur thinking about fucking urself*

Lmaooo selfcest?? *slowly pulls out the camera after months…* (lolol remember the camera gag)
I don’t see how u were sassy or cringey or bitchy tho.. no offense but u seem the same to me as u did a year ago 🥹 but i dont even mean that as a bad thing because you were and still are insanely frickin cool and fun to talk to 🥹🥹

Bro it stuns me every time u say im cool or something because ***I*** think ***YOURE*** cool and nice and awesome >:((

Okay okay, well, I’m here now, so i can make all the sex jokes u want now 😌✨

Well that might be an issue maybe we should try to get those pants off of it/jjj

Oh.. netflix… right……. Like netflix and chill? 😀/j
Don’t worry, they say opposites attract, so you can be mature and I can be immature!!/j

You looove itttt

Whatever, you’re into himbos like me so shut yer trap/j