we gotta start advertising happy island

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)

a lot

sorry

yeah

yea

i thought this guy was miracle machine for a second

bah.

huzzahh!!!!!

HUZZ--

HUZZAH!!

they laugh at me beacuse im...

huzz? bah

oh emooo emooo shut up

huzz? bah.

haha

he got exposed as a pdf file so uhhhh

still would smash that gayass cosmic bitch

now hes in jail and he got peppersprayed in the eyes by the cops

hiii!!!!!