“Oh, I guess I’m the only short one then”
(Out of the role play.Yo, I gotta take a shower rq)

“Yes you did” I poke you in the face
“Oh, look at that, you’re small now”

My ears folded back “yesterday”

“Oh. Oh dear”
I drop the gun and run as fast as I can

“I’m surprised I did that”
I look up at you with a casual face

“Ok”
I aim the gun and shoot it 10 times at once

“So, why do you want ME to do this? I’m literally the person with the worst aim.”

“Plus, I don’t even know where to get those special types of guns to murder you with”

Pick a spot :3

“So you want me to… assassinate you?”

“Oh, good for you then” I give you a thumbs up

Thank you!! :D

Awh, if you do, can I have some? :3

“Are those even safe to eat?”

Are you gonna eat that star?

My ear folds back to your direction (btw, this is my OC, she has cat ears)
“I hear you”

Slash :D

Mayybe :3

“Shedletsky, I hope you have fun with him for I don’t know how long”
I start to walk away slowly

“Oh, by the way, you can set him back now”