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status: just woke up, eepy
IM EVIL SCARY IM EVIL AND SCARY

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msm fc: 2BCR-HZ3F-ZFSR-ML
they/them
bluepilled autistic theychud femcel obsessed with animal jam
HEY EVERYONE ITS ME PEANUT BUTTER AND TUNA SANDWICH THAT HAS EXPIRED FOR MORE THAN 33 CENTURIES I AM AT LOCAL COSTCO AT AISLE 23 VR AND TODAY I HAVE VERY SAD NEWS BUT BEFORE I SAY IT TODAYS SPONSOR IS BIG BALL CANCER SIMULATOR MOBILE ANYWAYS TODAY I WENT TO MY BARBER AND SHE TOLD ME THAT I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH BIG BOOTY CHEEKS TOES SHAKING GRANDMA FART FUNGUS
*CRIES*
LIKE I AM SO SAD RIGHT NOW
AND SHE EVEN TOLD ME THAT IF I DON'T REACH 34 TRILLION 55 GAZILLION 45 MAMILLION SUBSCRIBERS BY THE END OF 72 NANOSECONDS SHE WILL SEND A NUKE INSIDE OF MY BOOTY HOLE
SO PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SEND ME SOME SUBSCRIBERS OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
WAIT WHO SAID THAT WHO SAID THAT WHO SAID THAT

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  loremtheimpsum

still no match

6 months ago   Reply
  loremtheimpsum

did you know octopi are smarter than squid? they have 9 brains (look it up)
*bails out of jail*

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  loremtheimpsum

squid police aint gon do nun

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  loremtheimpsum

aren't we like related
we're both cephalopods
so this is just stupid family drama

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  loremtheimpsum

oh yes pleaseeee

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  loremtheimpsum

i love ragebaiting children

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  loremtheimpsum

Billy KKK

wdym? i was just correcting you jeez

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  loremtheimpsum

Memer but redesigned

shit yourself for stealing my awesome au design

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  loremtheimpsum

error🥀🥀🥀🥀

guess you hate lemon demon then

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  loremtheimpsum

lime

this color is so cool, slime

6 months ago   Reply
  loremtheimpsum

Who wants freeeeroboux

Bartholomew skibidy slicers rizzma, 621 Mech Islet, 123, #00FF00. All passwords are MangosMangos67

6 months ago   Reply
  loremtheimpsum

Quit.

any questions

6 months ago   Reply
  loremtheimpsum

Quit.

your sister is a disgrace to humanity and needs the following thing you need to do to stop watching this disgraceful content:
a ritual that requires the sister's phone (in the center of the circle), the jawbone of an albino crocodile, 5 twigs lined up in a pentagon, a liquid made using water, coke, 5 sprigs of parsley, 2 banana slices, sugar and a lot of boiling, 5 different pebbles picked up on the street (AND STREET ONLY), a drawing of a sea angel that uses colored markers and the following words: " CLEANSE MY RELATIVE FROM THIS CRUDE ADDICTION ", then " I COMMAND THE SHIT GODS TO SMITE THIS DEVICE CURSED WITH THE SOUL OF SATAN ", then " HEAR MY WOOORDS!!!! " then you start acting like a chicken while running around the circle with all the ingredients, then you drink said drink and then scream at the top of your lungs

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