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baby globe is my husband (its real)
msm fc: 2BCR-HZ3F-ZFSR-ML
they/them
bluepilled autistic theychud femcel obsessed with animal jam
HEY EVERYONE ITS ME PEANUT BUTTER AND TUNA SANDWICH THAT HAS EXPIRED FOR MORE THAN 33 CENTURIES I AM AT LOCAL COSTCO AT AISLE 23 VR AND TODAY I HAVE VERY SAD NEWS BUT BEFORE I SAY IT TODAYS SPONSOR IS BIG BALL CANCER SIMULATOR MOBILE ANYWAYS TODAY I WENT TO MY BARBER AND SHE TOLD ME THAT I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH BIG BOOTY CHEEKS TOES SHAKING GRANDMA FART FUNGUS
*CRIES*
LIKE I AM SO SAD RIGHT NOW
AND SHE EVEN TOLD ME THAT IF I DON'T REACH 34 TRILLION 55 GAZILLION 45 MAMILLION SUBSCRIBERS BY THE END OF 72 NANOSECONDS SHE WILL SEND A NUKE INSIDE OF MY BOOTY HOLE
SO PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SEND ME SOME SUBSCRIBERS OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
WAIT WHO SAID THAT WHO SAID THAT WHO SAID THAT

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  baby globe glazer

The Brainrot Show

im dressed up as
💜✨BALLERINA CAPPUCINA✨💜

tang tang sahur :D
(tung tung sahur)
tung tung sahur :D

✨PINK✨ LA BU BU
(lafufu-)

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emma lian

EMMA LIAN POOKIE WOOKIE COOKIE KITTEN I'M SO RELIEVED YOU ARE ALIVE

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TacoBellMaster445

I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS!!!! (/ref)

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  baby globe glazer

HAPPY MUSHROOM DAY

no way i predicted the 67 meme

3 months ago   Reply
  baby globe glazer

Cutely makes moonshell fanchildren

REX IS SO SILLY I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

3 months ago   Reply
  baby globe glazer

Freaking out

pog animation

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[89] soon

WHAT IS THE COUNTDOWN FOR
please don't tell me you're going to quit

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  baby globe glazer

BOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  baby globe glazer

If u dont like im a furry just get ffs

i mean, as half antifur half neutral (i only hate THAT side, iykyk) im kindof a furry?? but i mean, using the ":3" thing and drawing anthro animals doesn't immediately turn you into a furry right?... RIGHT?!!?!

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  baby globe glazer

What does 67 mean? Bro Im just curious

mangos = 6 letters
mustard = 7 letters
6 + 7 = 13
13th letter of the alphabet = M
m stands for mangos and mustard
wow its like i've come full circle

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hacked by loremtheimpsum

now oh how the tables have turned

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sro opened a dark fountain

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  baby globe glazer

im ready :catpill:

what happened to cro 💔
please don't tell me you killed yourself

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randomthegoofball

dess ember holiday

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  baby globe glazer

Femtanyl fans, reunite!!!

I LOVE FEMTANYL
my fave songs are push ur temper, girl hell 1999, i might be sick and worldwide :33

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e

tiny black holes (/ref)

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Kooq alt

i'm too attached to this app, its almost impossible to quit

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Sj

awesomeness

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