*driving over to the restaurant*
AJ: I knew u were gonna look good but I didn't know u were gonna look this gorgeous E

Estrella: nice

AJ: alr :>

Estrella: now that I think about it we shouldn't have done that

AJ: LAYLAH WHY TF ARE U IN HERE!?

AJ: we were just gonna go to our room, and NO WE ARE NOT GONNA GET FREAKY, I PROMISE!! now go watch ur Sealook

AJ: E almost got her money tooken away but otherwise that robber is dead to me

AJ: robber

AJ: alr

AJ: what reason?

AJ: ok, wait u rarely wear lipstick at all

*in da car*
AJ: anyways, wut did u get?

AJ: anyway I'm driving E, let's go home

other news person: pls, I don't get payed

Estrella: the cashier said that of I get anything it will be free due to u

*1 blood bath later*

it's ok, this doesn't mean I'm breaking up with u T-T

robber: goddammit

idk

robber: *dead*