This man is WEIRDDD

He collects students hairs and used gum, washes it, and files it away so one day if one of us is murdered and decomposed, the body will be identifiable. He gets every class pet he’s ever had taxidermied. He got the most demerits ever recorded at his college. Bud dumped the whole tragic backstory within the first 5 minutes of class. Once I walked into his class and he was SCREAMING about how he IS rage- there’s SO much more and it’s only 3rd week of school 😭

Not really tbh
Pretty sour and tart but it feels really warm going down

He’s my fav teacher 💛💛

On the first day of school he made a kid in the front row sniff a 17 year old used pregnancy stick that he’d peed on ✨✨

My uncle doesn’t understand that underage drinking is an actual thing-
I got my first one at 13 but I take a sip of wine every Sunday because of religion reasons

Thank my bio teacher, he’s the fun type of neurodivergent and gives random lectures on random things during class 😭

My tolerance is TRASH. I get a small glass every thanksgiving and two sips later I’m OUT. It’s pitiful 🤣

Lemme just yap for 2 seconds-

It’s actually a phenomenon called Paradoxical Cold. It’s because you have cold detecting nerves and heat detecting nerves that are VERY close to eachother. When something is uber super hot, your nerves can sometimes get confused and fire signals at the same time. And vise versa for super cold stuff!

Thanks for letting me get my brain dump out :3

Dude you sound like you were high as balls 😭😭

Bro I do this thing where when I get into ice baths I start going “hot hot hot HOT” and when I’m walking on hot pavement it’s “COLD COLD COLDDD”

I’m so not ok 😭😭

HELP THAT ACTUALLY STARTED MAKING ME LAUGH💀💀

I’m so hyped for you bruv ✨✨
I was in one of those weirdo happy moods on Monday and ended up doing all my chores in one day

Bro I look like such an idiot now 😭😭
Sorry for getting you excited T^T

DANG IT BRO I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABT THE SAME PERSON AGHHH
This guy also had a stream 2 days ago 😭😭

I’m so glad!
I just checked to make sure, the guy was LOKI GAMER

I’m pretty sure? I wasn’t commenting tho, I have my ability to leave comments off

I don’t remember 😭
My acc is CamdenSpeedy_Girl

I just started watching him recently and have no CLUE what he’s saying but it’s so nice to listen to while doing homework or journaling, ect.
Also BRO I WANNA TELL YOU MY USER SO BADDD but my acc is monitored pretty regularly by my parents (they’re the DEFINITION of helicopter parents) and they’d probably not be keen on having someone they don’t know following me-
I joined around when he was messing around in the mine

I WAS WATCHING THAT STREAM TOOOO!!!!

“Doodle”
*sobs uncontrollably*

Also it would be noon
I’m so big brain