Only in a form of self defense. They threw a brick through my friends face... And then proceeded to come and ruffle me up as you can see. There is a reason we are both in the emergency room air and madam.

Hello madam and sir. Your son seems to have getting me and my friend here in to quit a beating. I can very much see that you dont look very joyous. What is the mater?

(ah I see. I'm not quite to deep in to your lore... Or any of it actually. My greatest apologies if I misunderstand you.)

Yes, they are only tight if to act. Children grow off of what there exposed to. So there past dictates who they are now. Don't blame the child but the past. *Continues licking cut*

(but your a girl... Miss puzzles? Does that also imply that you are married?)
Ehmm... Don't blame the kids blame the history.

Uhh... We got beaten by a bunch of children. Just like I tell my kids, if you ever end up being bad people, and going and hurting others, then you won't grow up to be anything good at all. Your fine though air.
(Btw who are you? You kinda just showed up)

... Huh... Why would they do that? *Curls around and starts licking leg*

... *Looks at my body*

... What is going on?

AH! WHAT THE FLIFF! *Violently starts scratching in self defense*

... Understood... *Opens portal to shadow realm and puts glasses and phone away. I then pad over towards you and wrap both my 4arms around your leg before pulling in a dragging fashion* (we are not moving)

... And can I borrow someone's car?

*i turn and look up at theme* hey you kids know who threw that brick?

... *Pulls out phone from voice realm and slaps on glasses*... 9... 1... 1............... *Ringing sound*................. *Gets put on hold*... Huh...

UHH UHH UHH!? *GRIPS BEICK IN JAWS AND PULLS OUT*

*staring at you*... Sir?...

... *Suddenly disoriented cat I am*

Oh

(I panicked)
*Staring back also very confused*

WHA-!? NO START! STOP! Calm down...

School hurts