My sister got a coffee maker or some shit and she used it once. It's $100 FUCKING $100!!!

he would clench his ass so he would be in the bathroom for so long and make his brother cry because he shit himself outside the bathroom door. That's sad.

WHAT DO I DO? I SHIT IN MY HAND!!

He also said "my brother ran in the bathroom when I was taking a shit. He was like I GOTTA GO NOW!"He said "go in the trash can!" He shit in his hand.

I just listened to it again and he said "we always fit in something related to shit. Like we say OH YEAH BY THE WAY ABOUT SHIT"

I KNOW RIGHT

This*

I was listening to this podcast and he said "his girl came up to me in sixth grade and asked me if I was a virgin. I said yes. She said LOSER. I mean, BITCH no one has seen my dick!" I laughed so hard

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. OKAY

I can't trust anyone else because when they find out that I like Alexia. They will think I'm a lesbian or something and go fucking crazy and tell everyone

I TOLD MY FRIEND MERIAM THAT I LIKE HER AND SHE SAID "wait. You like her?" And looked away. She liked me. I feel bad.

I mean, she's bi. I'm bi.

Yeah. I still haven't told Alexia I like her.

THANK YOU I LOVE IT AND ITS FINE NO ONE SPELLS ANABELLE (name) RIGHT. NOT EVEN MY DAD

wow.

I think the only time someone actually helped me was when I told my friend my crush and she told everyone. Alexia, my friend, helped me

Fuck all those kids grand parents.

Eh it's okay. Stuff happens

That's me with my wrist. I think I fell when I was a baby out of my crib.