And I wanted you to but you didn't

Because you said you were gonna unfriend me.

Go the frick away.

Hehehe

Officer:hmmmmm*licks shards ear* you taste like rainbows

*jumps into his arms* take meh hom!

(Ok) *gives officer wedding ring * dar were married now

*kisses police officer * I love u bro

*police show up* police:IM GONNA ASK YOU TO SHUT UP*keeps screaming* HOME NIW GO TO YOUR CARS AND GO HOME.

*chugs bear and grabs mic* I LOVE YOU AIR*kisses air*

*inhales the crumbs*

For Liza :3

*picks the small layer up and puts it in cooler*

Mmmmm*inhales another layer *

*inhales first layer of cake*

*does a weird goat scream then rag dolls onto the ground*

*gives shard her little figure from the top of cake to her and gives choco hers* there made of the c word

(That's how you do it anyways lol)

Chocolate cake made by me

YOU TWO MUST CUT THE CAKE TOGETHER!!