*curls into a ball under you and meows sadly* mew..

*paws you in the face and hisses*

*hits face first into the cushion and meows in pain* mew mew mew!

Mroow~ *pounces*

*wiggles my butt playfully and meows* Mew

*yowls* Mrrr

*pushes you gently and gets into pouncing stance*

*sways tail* Mew

I won’t try to hurt you.. *nuzzles*

I love you too *licks your belly gently not to shock you or anything, knowing that you can trust me*

*licks you* Mow~

*trembles a bit* Mrrr..

W-what are y-you..

*purrs loudly and eyes grow wide*

*blushes*

*purrs*

But I won’t push you. *turns back into cat form and jumps on the couch*

You’re ready for kids.

Eat*

I DONT KNOW SOMETIMES FATHER CATS EAR THE KITTENS. *hands you the doll* now you try