*trembles and cries* d-dad..

*jumps onto the ground and breaks my paw* Mrew!

*jumps onto another tree and continues*

*climbs to the very top of the tree*

I don’t care..!

No! *climbs higher into the tree*

OoF

*bites monsters ear and climbs a tree* MREOW!

It can still work out, like god.

HiSS!

*scratches her eye and continues to run*

Well that’s dumb

*scratches monsters face and runs off into the woods*

(Its like an over powered character, for example “IM IMMORTAL AND CANT DIE PLUS I KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING HUEHUEHUE,” that’s a Mary Sue.)

Why did you and jack break up

HiSsS

Oh now what, you’re a Mary Sue? *gets the cancer repellent spray and sprays you*

Dont*

Then done be a fucking bitch! *grabs the knife and cuts through her skull, turns around and looks at fluffball* HiSs!

*cries and meows in pain*