no but I literally thought denki’s name was denki carbonara when I first saw him-

Joe: where the fuck are you I’m going to beat ur ass

mmmm spicy spaghetti carbonara

yea- a lot of the time he can’t control either sides so he’ll end up doing something horrific- he’s attempted to kill his brother lmao- they try give him as much help as possible but he was definitely broken by something idk what but I’m thinking-

Joe: how dare you call me fat you little bastard

PUT CODY ON THE PHONE-

*calls jack* hey motherfucker do u think joe is thicc

I WILL FUCKING CALL JACK AND ASK HIS OPINION THEN H M P H.

Hello! Hope your feeling better... Welcome back to the horrid hellhole whatever this app is..

Coronavirus...

No one will miss me, don’t you understand. Back when I wasn’t known so much, I was so pure and nice. Fame changes people, keep that in mind

Too late, they’re going.

No one will miss me, whole reason I’m leaving now actually!

I agree, that’s 3 people who agree now..

I just wanted to know which sounded cooler

Not your fault, it was.. uh.. you know who...

A

**cries** I WAS SO DEPRESSED AFTER THAT- THATS WHY I DIDNT UPLOAD FOR AGES- oh and I’m messaging u on discord btw

I DONT TO GET ATTACKED LIKE LAST YEAR-

No, look at the one that occupied all my fucking time in the morning and make me feel better about how much it flopped