Vincent: your weirdo

Mary: *crawls back and glares at him, eyes dark*

Vincent: *smiles and kisses her cheek*

Mary: *growls and keeps hitting him*

Vincent: *teleports and picks her up, spinning a few times* Woop!

Mary: Wh- Hey! Put me down! *hits his back, growling loudly* — Vey: *sighs in relief and teleports back* You samas are annoying. All your drama.

Vincent: *chuckles and sits*

Vey: ‘Hmm..I actually do want drama.’ *smirks and teleports, only visible to ??* You Know. Keep this up for an hour, and she’s all mine to take. I’m not seeing rule number two. — Mary: *stays looking at him, not hearing her*

Vincent: *smiles and waves at him*

Mary: *tenses a little but growls* Psychotic pervert.

Vincent: Eh.. *smirks and takes a handful and throws them at him*

Mary: *stumbles back and falls, looking up at him*

Vincent: *smiles and twirls some noodles on my fork*

Mary: Fucking make me! *keeps thrashing around*

Vincent: *eats a forkful* So are you! *points my fork at her*

Vincent: *sticks my tongue out, throwing another one*

Mary: Fuck you! *slams my foot on his, pulling roughly*

Vincent: *smiles and throws a noodle at her*

Mary: *growls and turns* Let go!

Vincent: I’m no Gordon Ramsay but I can make pasta