Me: PILLOW FIIIIGHT wait shhh don't wake the abusive parents

Me: so once apon a time a smol bean flopped around until he died the end

Me: I swear to god if you throw another pillow at me I will force feed you your earlobes

Jeff: why hello time to get monching
*proceeds to be a big chonk*

Yes we need more sacrifices join us as we sumon the overlord

Me: NO I WILL ok the story is very scary get ur extra underwear...ok here goes... ur mom :D

Me: *flicks on flashlight* ok who wants to hear a scary story

Mom: stay there you chicken it's like 2am I'm not driving a half hour to pick you up because you got teased about your tiny p@nis

:DDD

its the annoying sweater bulge how has nobody realized this its when ur sweater folds out in the middle

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It's the thing that happens with sweaters where they pop out in the middle
Also that'd be one lumpy baby

I usually just wear my skin and a hat

Stikbotkid what's the " " speech??

@Some fire thank you I will stash it with my other gold and save up to make a beacon

What are the top 2 best things lol

Alrighty :p

Get this to recommended NOW

Look I didn't know "yee dinosaur" was a thing until now ok

So turns out they wanted a specific dinosaur but I started the drawing before they said that oof