Jokes ofc but I'm so pissed off

Jokes guys ily all (actually only the females who are my age or above)

We trespassed into the entrance of the sewage system and I pissed in the sewage system (don't rep...

Is it bad I want a gf who'll use a vial of my blood as a necklace

It's not that I gave a disorder anymore
I just cba to eat
Although when I do I can't stop so...

Single again xoxo
(I just don't like dating my friends exes tbh)

Iyk,yk

My neighbour had a bag of "flour" in his pocket at a concert what 💀

Uhh
Yess he's okay w it
Uh
Yay!

I need to piss
There's a public restroom literally a mile from me
I'm gonna piss in a bush anyway

WE'RE ONE IN THE RIVER AND ONE AGAIN AFTER THE FALL