Shut the fuck up before I rip your dick off and feed it to my cats

Meaning at 3am they’ll probably do a EAS alarm test HELP

I do not understand why people get so worked up when someone enters their house in adopt me.

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I-it wasn’t real 😭
And that genuinely made me sad

I miss that song playing on the radio all the time

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So when I was little the school kids used to tell me that 1 swing was missing because Donald Trum...

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So I watch the 2021 Grammy’s fuck their own shit up

The person hung up right after I said “you have the wrong number”

Now I’m downloading that kind of stuff on my phone

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I want that pet to be added to adopt me

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