"Yesterday was the past, tomorrow is the future, and today is a gift. Thats why they call it the ...
His 'toilet funeral' is later. I'm getting a guppy next time. They live longer.
My dog pooped in the family room (he's having 'issues' at the moment) so the house smells all ove...
I'm having a bad afternoon... :(
His hair is blond and he used to like me. But someone told me he liked me, and I dunno what happe...