Animes
Me: Peter feels good about himself cause he and I did karate today.
Peter: -proudly smiles-
What should I name her? She's a playboy bunny. Someone ship her too please!
I don't know if she feels the same way, but I feel this way whenever I see her
Evil Peter: what is that thing? It's so small and squishy! (He's never seen a baby before) I'm te...
Since bats are my favorite animals, I can turn into a bat
I hate bullies. So bullies, beware. -smirks-
Peter: my... -huff- body... Was... -huff- not made for running.
Me: -holds up Maria- YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!!
Maria: -baby noises-
Me: DEAR GOD ITS HIDEOUS!! -grabs flamethrower- BURN IT WITH FIRE
