mine *el snatch*

dehydration is great
now I have to drink from the fucking bathroom sink

My brother has friends over
I can’t even talk to them or even walk out of my room
Because my br...

Anyways kek
I’m gonna charge me phone real quick

“Look at this sick emu hat!”
“Youkilled1000emusforthat..”
“Yeah so?”
“You burned 10000 rounds ...

You hear bottles, as if it’s a rhythm. It’s peaceful, sounds familiar. TOO familiar..“OH SHI-” “...

she protecc
she attack
most importantly
she got her dads back

IM W H E E Z ING-
THIS COMIC DUB PERSON SAID WEE WEE ONE
NOT WORLD WAR ONE, W E E W E E O N E
...

China: *makes app to one up Vine and Musical.ly*
China: *app works*
Also China: *sees the app h...

I can’t find it but it’s fucking great

https://youtu.be/lKutMXJ4MHo

Phil: *breathes*
Spanish Empire and Imperial Japan invading:

Chile: *chilling*
Spanish Empire: * appears*
Chile: Wa-
Spanish Empire: *fucking shoots him in...

imagine screaming randomly give me your communism to a soviet
awkward-

Did you know?
I HAVE NO IDEA IF FRANCE SHOUOD BE A BOY OR GIRL-

fun fact: France used to be called Frank
kek

big o o p

since you disappeared.
“A CONVERSATION”
SUCH A GOOD SONG-
I M S O BB I NG-
have a China conf...