Nose is all stuffed up and I have headaches
And where am I rn? In an ice Team Shop Surrounded by...

An angel who bites

Mwahahhaahaha

YALL SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM! HES 14! HES GETTING OLD!!!

Jay: birds.
Toby:… what?
Jay: did I stutter? Birds. B-I-R-D-S!
Toby: jay. Have you eaten today...

I’m old like eggs now

He doesn’t like it but doesn’t have the balls to say it. Jay cuts his hair short since his hair h...

I’m ded

He doesn’t know tho🤭🤭🤭

No one can touch Jason. He’s jays baby bro.

Raven: anger issues and abandonment issues
Victor: short sighted, ADHD, PTSD
Rose: attachment i...

The 28 of last month was Jaya bd Jordan’s second anniversary and yesterday was Jordan’s 22nd bday...

Jay:(bites down on Eric arm until a crunch sound is made)
Eric:(yelps) FUCK! LET GO! I THINK YOU...

Eric: alright smart ass tell me, where’s the rest of ya huh?
Jay: I don’t know. Where’s your mom...

Just kidding he’s going on a long distance mission and the kids are gonna have a fit about it

Toby: IF YOU LOOK AT MY CARDS ONE MORE TIME I WILL JAB YA IN THE EYES!

Jay: OKAY OKAY YEESH!

Last year we had a situation with one of of them about me and my friends talking about Lego monki...

Last year it was a false alarm but this time he’s really gone. Chico died today when my uncle rev...