Wear a costume and say “I’m a pizza”
Funny thing is that I don’t like pizza.
So yeah.
She wouldn’t let me take a certain drawing home because it had a furry on it. Her excuse was “the...
All parents within a 10 ft radius gave me smiles and a thumbs up
I’mma be a great dad when I bec...
I kinda like it
The thing I don’t like is the leg movements smh
How are y’all today?
(Credit to Thomas Sanders for the title-)
But hey,
At least it’s better to be nothing than to be something I’m not
In the water
On the deep side
With the slope
I’m gonna slip and die you fucks