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and my mom is like I’ll ask your grandma if she has the heating pad in a bit like mom please I’m ...
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I’m getting $100 for existing
my grandpa is so drunk that I’m just gonna get $100 for being smar...
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my brothers birthday is tomorrow so my dad is gonna get him Dairy Queen before our mom picks us u...
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I was in a rush
So I could actually see the dumbass fortnite event but they keep FUCKING DELAYIN...
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I have a plan
Turn my phone brightness all the way up then close my eyes
And use my heating pad...
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Like if I pull an all-nighter it’ll be all bad
I’ll get like two hours in the car
But like shi...
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I was playing MC with my friends on PS4 but
I’m tired and just vibing with my heating pad