Romania: if I see any of you lil shits go into my room, You're dead

My cat Princess, laid by me and had her babies
So I had to get my parents
And we had to buy stu...

Phone,Why do you die very fast?

Romania: please, I'm already dead inside-

:) is she talking about Ţuica, Or Russia?

Ussr would be like: I just want some German a s s

Aaaaa, that's what friends are for, amirite?-

To look ok

The rp I'm in is for X-mas so oof

And its definitely not a dildo-
USSR: isss not Huge enoughhh...

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