Masky: if I ignore them they’ll go away
Jay: Timmy.
Clone jay: Timmy Tim tim

What’s the hard part about being a pedophile?:

“Fitting in”

He’s gonna be 21
Like his husband
But he’ll still call him old

Eric rn: JESSIE WAKE UP! I DONT LIKE THIS! JESSIE WAKE! HEY! HELLO?! GOTTA WAKE UP, GOTTA WAKE UP...

Vin probs remembers this incident 🥰👌

It’s trash also gn

Yes I did another

I know a normal umbreon can’t transform into a shiny but this was just for fun

Demon hands: his hands be will now be dark gray claws

Ditching the stitches: he’s getting 6 ex...

Lols

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Smooch

Rest In Peace Tofu Hercules McLean
You lived a life where you wanted for nothing and was embrac...

Hint: old and goes by the name of egg

I’m too tired for this
And I have go 10am to 5:30pm🥲🥲

Get the fuck off my property you stanky ass bitch

I’m alive

I’m going to work
Imma say uwu to my boyfriend see how he reacts