French : I've made a word for slapping someone across the face with your penis

XD

He got stabbed in the d##k

Heck why am I alive

I just pissed myself

Cutting my head in half?!

Nah maybye tomorrow

Well life is nothing and WHI KNOWS there could be a universe where I have a gf or I died or I'm a...

Noicw

I hate my dad
He just comes up to me and says يلعن وجهك
Means F##K YOU
(if I teanslate it norm...

shit what do I say

Anyways gn

Yay

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