She hands me her cellphone, says its my dad
MANNNNN, THIS AINT MY DAD, THIS IS A CELLPHONE!
I T...
I SAID, WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO, EAT IT?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUUUUUND!
I THREW THE REST OF T...
2 of my friends.
2 OF THEM
2 OF MY BESTNBUDS
ACTUALLY 2 AND A HALF
ARE NOW FRIENDS WITH FUCKI...