Ima go skate and try not to die. Bye

Yes you can have all the pat pats!

Cuz we can’t help it.

As long as I’m not paying.

Cuz why not?

Before my dad got me a skateboard, I wanted to skate with him. We had a lot of skateboards but on...

When it’s your honeymoon but your brother is staying and your daughter is torturing the spider wi...

Guess I’m married to a blanket now.

I’m awake now!

We all need rest ( especially after looking at a screed all day ) so I’m going to sleep soon.

Minecraft time!

Why?

BiTcH.

This is so cursed I love it.

Yay

Sorry this is so beautifully cursed.