Omfg this is so cute.

She was flirting with me and now my husband is mad. I’m so uncomfortable right now.

Why?

We’re finally going on our honeymoon! Too bad airport security took all my knives.

Haha

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj5t7TuzZHrAhVMMawKHUsNB...

Why shouldn’t you?

I don’t know... nothing was planned.

Any friend of my husband is a friend of mine!

Yes!

Anything Alastor cooks for me. ( poor egg boi )

It’s a lot smoother now.

No, I mainly eat small rodents, eggs on occasion and food Alastor cooks for me.

Yay I’m bored aaa

Either Alastor or Raymond.

Yay

Yay