We can be friends if you want.

No, but a Tin can.

I don't like hugs.
I don't give people hugs.
Unless it's a special occasion

Goodbynt.

Except for where the bodies are hidden.

Singular gripper

Why can I draw perfectly good feet, but I suck at drawing HANDS.

Mmmmm.. poptarts

Dear, JTDraws.
I haven't talked to you recently but I've decided to make you the AoTM. (This Is...