What should my pirate name be?

No...

-covers face with arms-

I SHOULD KILL YOU TOO!!!!!

-raises hand for another slap-

W-what was I supposed to d-do?!

-feels cheek-

YOU BITCH!!!

-slaps Kloe across the face-

-_-'

Huh....

Wait... No! Don't leave!!!

:(

We going to roleplay!??

I do Anime

-slowly back into the shadows and disappears-

BRB

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Wat da fuq!?