Me: *sitting in my bed eating cookies getting crumbs all over my bed because I’m disgusting, list...
The thoughts—
I’m actually sweating and I was shaking oh god—
imsofuckingparanoiedandihavet...
So imma go play Mc and talk to myself like a l o s e r
AaaAaaAaaAaAaAaaAaAaaaA
I need irl f...
Gets kinda lonely in our bedroom when kantas not here
I have no one to talk to ya know
*sad...
Rip
(Hydrogen or thermonuclear)
RREEEDDDDDDAAAWWWNNNN HHHEEERRRREEEEE IIII. COOOOMMMEEE
As soon as I get it in the mail imma w...
P l e a s e. L e t. M e. W a t c h. R e d. D a w n
I t s. O n l y. 3.00
When you and your brothers kill your parent by singing—
(is USSR a girl or boy—eeekidkskskssk)
Have you ever destroyed the biggest country in the world by singing?
*cough*shestoopuretofuck*...
Also me: *goes to the registration and sees everyone else*