This possibly can’t go wrong
And she forgets every time
Dude was a senior and I was just there like “how you not dead yet then? Or at least why do you ha...
I might puke for a third time today because my body isn’t digesting
I’m a fucking atheist deal with it
Before their wife murders them
Hate it so much, you wanna talk to me you better put in the effort
Like Christ I can’t sleep because my body decided intense cramping for no reason at all is now su...